And while you're at it...

Lisa didn't mention that while you're being ordained as a card-carrying minister, you can also have your sins instantly absolved. In fact, it might be a good idea to start your ministry with a clean conscience, yes? And it's plenty easy. No need to get on your knees and actually admit that it was YOU who fed the fatal peanut butter to your best friend's tragically anaphylactic crisis-prone guinna pig, and then go off and say 5o rosaries (which is like what, 2500 Hail Marys or so?). Just click and be free.

Has anybody done any research/study on the obsessive and/or compulsive need for online absolution of sins?



bouncybouncyweee said...

Hahaha. You're so fuckin' neurotic.

Nick said...

Interesting title proposal. The competition for the baked beans and bean briskett seems to be heating up.