Rejects 3

At it again....

Below is the list of rejected titles for the chamber-opera-in-progress.

But first a word on the current situation:
Some bits of the music had a showing at UCSD this past Saturday in a reduced form (starring Stephanie Aston as the ill-fated Ursula, Mark Polesky as her noble pianist, and Ross Karre as the guy making funny noises with the brake drum) under the title "Irregardless."
I've submitted a number of grant applications wherein I have called it "Ursularium." These seem to be the most often used working titles.

Tomorrow will begin round 2 of Opera Cabal's "Name the Opera Competition." None of the rejected titles below will be eligible for submission - although I will happily take votes if you have a favorite from the rejects below (all you need to do is click the "comment" button at the end of this post.)

Enjoy.

(n.)


sturgery
surly
strand
sturm und drang
stew and rang
storm and run
storm the runs
sturl
sturble
stursable
stur trees
sturt
sultry
sturltry
stultry
sturine
sturany
sturionic
sturionisence
disturacted
distutteracted
ursaturgy
stursaturgy
distursaturgy
stursaturgency
distursaturgency
stursachord
distursachordula

ursyluminte
ursyluminae
ursylum
ursularium
ursyla
ursylums
ursuluminous
ursuluminate

irregardless
irREgarDless
usylerium
urolith
uropygium
ursid
ursidae
ursideracts
flying ursideracts
urticaria
urticate
ursatyrcate
ursiform
ursone
ursone burns with a yellow, smoky flame
ursone burns yellow, smoky
urus
ursprache
sturticaria
ursa major
ursa minor
urtext
urlinie
urline
ursicidal
ursicide
ursid
traumatology
sane tursing
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Eleventeen
Elevenphobia
Elephantobia
Elephvirginstursopolis

uronophobia (fear of heaven)
Elephvirginstursopolis
Scotomaphobia (fear of blindness)
Parthenophobia (fear of virgins)
parturiphobia (fear of giving birth)
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
phallophobia (guess…)
Psellismophobia (fear of stuttering)
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
papaphobia (fear of the pope)
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons (french speaking belgians
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.Turbid
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Turgescent
Turgid

if that that that that woman
if that that that she
when that that that we
when that that that her
how that that that her
how that that that she
why that that that she

parts of speech
speech particles
speech pericles
see particles

How Does she See Like That…Why Does She See Like That?
How Does She Stutter Like That…Why Does She Stutter Like That?
Where Does Mayonnaise Come From?
Which Came First, The Mayonnaise or the Egg?
No Pony
Bareback
The Old Gray Mare, She Aint What She Used to Be
Blotting Out The Sun
Blotting Out The Moon
Moonlight Blotting
Blotting Plotting Spotting Rotting Trotting Snotting What? Clotting
Eye Clot, We Us
Eye Clot, Ewe Clot
Why Clot? Why Not Clot?
To Clot or not to Clot?
I Clot Therefore We Are
You Don’t Even Know Her
Drawn More to Themselves Than Anything Else
Draw More To Themselves
More Attracted to Each Other than Anything Else
Drawn Eye…Draw Nigh.

You Let Them Take My Table?
Unbelievable.
People Are Ignorant, They Can’t Help It.
Very Ignorant. Anyway. So Anyway. I mean. So Anyway. SO uhh I um Y’know this Lady.

The Wave of the Future Finally Broke
Riding the Breaking Wave of the Future
Riding the Breaking
Stutter the Breaking
Stutter White the Breaking
Seizure The Wave of the Future

February Shorts
Mr. Felikabu
Fekilawho
Fellinthepoo
Roaming Fee
Lazy Eyed Virgins

Bald Headed Lazy Eyed Stuttering Redheaded Stuttering Lactose Intolerant Asthmatic Middle Step (Stuttering) Virgins in Law…on Lithium

Lithium Libido
Virginal by Lithium
Lithium Virgins
Lithium Train
Ride the Virgin Train
Jump on the Virgin Wagon
Gonna Get Me Some Virgins
Virgin Hunting
Blazing Hymens
Labial Twitch
No Crabs Here
Crab-Free
Only Genetic Herpes Please

Exponentially Lazy Eyes
Sparkle
Shimmer
Glisten
Glitter but not Gay
Better Living Through Chemistry

eye stutter
over cauterized dissidence
under cauterized dissonance
un-cauterized dissolution
incalculable dissipation
dysentery
S-curve-y
irradiate irregardless
irritated iris
pink-eyed virgins
stutter caustic
plastic respirator
clogged respirator
caustic clogged respirator
caustic resuscitator
incalculable cauterization
inculcate and cauterize

san diegan pen in Hungarian pastry shop in new york city
eucalyptus telephone poles
Tacoma narrows
North Dakota
what?!
Arbitrated by Guiness
Cologne-ization
no airport
airportless
Lindbergh
Stark’s Juicer
Stark’s Oranges
Orange au Stark

VW Rabbit
Yugo
Spruce Gosslings

Untainted
Untainted Filth
failed virgin vision
warble
facing spasms
facing visions
defacing visions
defiling seizures
plucking hairs
hairy pluck
hairless plucked
filthy feathers

down to the river
severed thumb
thumb severance
thumb service
eyelid twitch
facial spasm
face shudder
face seizure
face spasm
when is the light?
what is the light?
sponge gloves
ripping tyvek

Urla Su
4 miles at midnight
chemically derived

rotting crust of madnessbread. Drink
stutter yellow madnessbread
pink cataract
Nauru
211 degrees
11 degrees, separate.
separade

white the eye stutter the blind (red)
eyes red the sail vision the black
red the eye stuttering the black
abandon white stutter red
red the eye stutter the black
red the eye stuttering black
red the iris stutter black
red the eye vision the black
red the eye 11,000 the black
red the sail mast the black
yellow the eye 11,000 the black
redly the candles, blacken the wood
courage of the lunatic, being eternal
the that of sometime
I do not drain in eternal
it does not remain the eye awakened
be extensive and the ocean discover the sail
eye awakened
stutter flat the waves
stutter flat the seeing
One Thousand Times Stuttered the Night
waves or choking irregardless
stuttered the night
stuttering the night vision
stuttering rod iris
twitch
NO RODs
peripheral night stutter
sail Centralia fire
fire cone stutter iris
cataract
catatonic

Just Another Schizophrenic Episode

(atonic)
cat (aclysm)
(aract)


(C) ent (ralia)
(r[f]ails)


eleven thousand blind sailors
non-cult
noncircultate
incircultcate
1600 years and 11011 virgins
11011 virgins and 1600 years

spin the ships
unseen
Over the Center Rail She Saw
The Third Rail
Third Rail
The Way of the Future
The Way of the Past
The Way of the Pope
The Pope’s Hitlist
The Papal Pen
Paper
Papal Decrees
Der Bleiche Manne

Cologne Cults Nauru
The Cult of Nauru
Waves or Black Elephants
Urusla’s night goggles


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